Hi. My name is Don Principe and I'm a human, not a horse. Typically, most people wouldn't need to address this,
but a dressage/stud horse stole my domain name.
This is that horse.
He's so smug.
And while I may not be "a remarkable FEI competitor who's already proven his ability to sire top-class offspring", I have other things to offer.
I attended the VCU Brandcenter.
I yell things into a microphone for Women's Flat Track Roller Derby.
I was raised in a deli on Long Island. I've known how to use a deli slicer since I was nine.
I spend too much money on records.
I've costarred in a play with Sally Struthers.
I was almost a professional hockey goalie, but the team decided to fold instead of sign me.
I worked as a professional actor and recently came out of retirement to work on Chicago Fire... as an extra.
I'm an improvisor trained at iO Chicago, and previously a cast member of the Richmond Comedy Coalition.
I’m currently writing sketches through the program at The Second City.
If you want to read more about what I've done, you can download my resume